RATATOSKR'S DITS Dispatches and Yarns from the World Ash
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Sneggy's ladies night
If you happened to catch wind of what went down at Laurana’s cozy get-together recently, consider yourself lucky. Word around the village is that the ladies' night was an absolute roaring success—though trying to get a straight answer out of Mistae about what actually happened is like trying to convince a red squirrel to give…
Dispatches from the North Pole - 'Hey, somethings in the air!'
Date: 20th June 2026 Scritch-scratch, scritch-scratch! I’m currently perched on the highest spire of the North Pole dome, and I can tell you this: the atmosphere here is buzzing like a beehive that’s had too much sugar. The Elves are working at double-speed, the Bifröst bridge is humming a tune I haven’t heard in ages,…
Snegurochka: The Ballerina and the Nutcracker
Why the Final Book Isn't Finished Yet... Just a quick update, as I keep getting asked the same question: "So, why haven't you finished the last book?" Put simply, because the events haven't all happened yet. The book is due to be completed in early July. This isn't because I am dragging my heels; on…
Welcome to Ratatoskr’s Dits
If you are going to tell a story that spans centuries, you need a reliable messenger. In ancient Norse mythology, the cosmos is held together by Yggdrasil, the great World Ash tree. Running tirelessly up and down its massive, bark-covered trunk is a creature named Ratatoskr. He is the eternal messenger—a quick-footed red squirrel tasked…